yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!

by Fart1738 December 1, 2024

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

pants guy

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.

A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it

I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”

by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 2, 2020

Pants

Shit i dont wear

Tyrone: yo you ever heard of pants?
Tyler: nah fuck that shit its for pussies

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years

Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual

by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009