No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

The Old One Two

The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.

They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.

1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5

The actual combo though it this.

1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)

The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.

by Joeyminersmith February 21, 2018

busting one's balls

"balls" is refering to someone's ego

so busting someone's balls would be making them insecure in some way

busting one's balls could be messing with them, annoying them, teasing them, embarrasing them, etc.

they use this phrase a lot in the movie "The Goodfellas"

by Josh June 24, 2006

tear a new one

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.

Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!

by Hipponater September 9, 2006

one-track mind

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

by Xile Arevius June 23, 2006

The one who knocks

Walter White in the popular show Baking Bread

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

by Evish7898678 October 19, 2022

One-toke-teddy

When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.

In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"

Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)

Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"

Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."

by Matthews Grunfredo December 13, 2010