Ass monkey

A person that is annoying

Sean is an ass monkey

by OfficialAssMonkey October 7, 2018

Victorian Monkey

A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.

Do you wanna Victorian monkey tomorrow night?

by Victorianmonkey123$ October 7, 2018

monkey kissing

Another word for scissoring ; when two pussys are rubbed together which looks like monkey lips kissing .

Hey Molly did you and Sally have fun monkey kissing last night

by Mommyxxl June 3, 2018

Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018

peg monkey

A man who enjoys a strap-on in the backside from a woman.

“Wes though I was his peg monkey, trying to sell me that guitar. He tried to stick it up my ass.”

by PegMonkey June 9, 2018

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023