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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Barcode hair

A haircut and send it out and send it out the email tattoo
by Vivansh June 4, 2022
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Hair Anxiety

A strong negative feeling and/or sensitivity when it comes to your hair which can lead to certain aspects such as cutting, feeling uncomfortable when someone touches it, low self-esteem when it comes to your hair, and other aspects (as aspects are different for everyone).

Causes of this feeling are related to regular low self-esteem or bad experiences relating to hair (such as difficulty taking care of it, issues from difficulty taking care of it, and people giving off bad comments about it.)
My friend has been dealing with "Hair Anxiety" recently.
by Angelina Stewart March 13, 2022
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Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.
“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.
by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020
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recruitment hair

Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!
by playaaa24 November 28, 2014
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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
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