Green Valley Lake

A small and spectacularly boring rustique town located in the San Bernardino National Forest of Southern California.

That would be Green Valley Lake near Running Springs.

by Caeruleus July 9, 2011

Green Card Janissaries

An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.

Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.

by Kopernikus August 5, 2010

The Green Bay Packers

The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...

An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.

by Furry Warmbath January 13, 2009

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

green monster

Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.

Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"

by squall leonhart June 29, 2006

big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019

Green Beans and Garlic

A term that means nothing, but you create it with a group of people to use around a nosy individual that needs to know everything. Use it in everyday context, but when the nosy person asks you what happened...you ignore them or say nothing happened. You do not tell the person what it means and it drives them crazy.

When nosy individual is around:

Q: Did you see Jim last night at the club?

A: Yeah, what the hell?

Nosy guy: What did he do?

A: Oh, nothing. Green Beans and Garlic.

by See Pizzle October 24, 2010