one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.

Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"

by stunted April 29, 2010

Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.

Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.

by Sevalley November 25, 2010

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

Your bro a hoe

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.

Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*

by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018

Bros through Hos

Guys who are only friends because their girlfriends hang out together.

It's cool if we go to that party, at least my bros through hos can take me home if she can't hang.

by MRWarsinger July 11, 2014

Cake and icecream bro!!

A celebratory saying used by Bahamians to signify someone's birthday , anniversary,etc.

Eg.It's my birthday bro!! Cake and icecream bro!!

by Tia bestfriend November 6, 2018

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to determine if someone you know, probably a male, has been vaccinated for COVID, or any other disease for which there's a vaccine.

Me: That Delta variant is spreading quick. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes, science rocks!

by 1KulGy July 27, 2021