Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.

I said something wrong I've been facebooked!

by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.

"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."

by replies November 30, 2022

facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year

"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."

by Doggydip May 21, 2019

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011

Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .

you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook

by Facebook life June 19, 2016