cheese meese

A Cheese Meese is a person who can't stop eating cheese, therefore being a Cheese Meese. You can tell if some body is a Cheese Meese if they eat cheese in cereal and on toast and for dinner on their potatoes and chicken.

Man 1: yo man whats up
man 2: yo momma
man 1. oh shut up you cheese head
man 2. at least i dont eat cheese on cereal
man 1. oh shut up asshole
man 2. fuck you ya cheese meese
man 1. *crys*

by sup ma nig May 6, 2009

cheese dick

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

by rodz June 10, 2005

Block of Cheese

A strand of weed that originated in Akutan Alaska. known to have hallucinogenic effects mainly because of the mystery plants that were originally grown with the cheese. It is called a "Block of Cheese" because of its ability to transform different effects when smoking it when you age it.

The Block of Cheese caused me to climb to the top of my house ass naked!!!

by Mayor Bombauch April 24, 2011

palm-cheese

A cheesy fungal buildup usually on most video gaming controllers, computer mouse, keyboards or handles. This is indicative and/or caused by sweaty, dirty palms playing or holding onto the device for a prolonged period of time. It normally appears in the fastening seams, embedded into rubber grips or along the seams of pushbuttons.

After playing Joe's favorite video game for sixteen straight hours, the palm-cheese was so thick you could spread it onto a cracker.

by Alan with an Eh May 31, 2006

Cheese Dog

This is an upgrade of a cheese rat. A cheese dog is when one of your bros is a cheese rat. This is a new word to signify that they are an annoying cheese rat but they are still your bro.

Bradley: Hey dude you suck at fortnite
Adam: Oh you cheese dog
Bradley: Sorry bro i love you

by Strikle March 21, 2019

forbidden cheese

toilet paper that gets stuck in your vagina lips

keely doesn’t clean her cheese. lots of stored up forbidden cheese in there

by lizzardgirl01 November 24, 2020

grilled cheese

What a woman's vagina resembles when woken in the morning for sex and she is starting to get excited and wet. When you begin to separate the labia it is reminiscent of a warm grilled cheese sandwich being pulled apart.

"I woke my girl up this morning and tore into that grilled cheese."

by AlchlcSmnThrwr October 5, 2012