Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights

Epilepsy warning

Insert blinky gif:

Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022

by Niklas? August 15, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

spam calling

When someone keeps calling you over and over again if you don’t answer your phone

E.J will you stop spam calling me your driving me crazy.

by Royboy76 June 21, 2024

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

Isabelle that gets called Bella

her name is isabelle but everyone calls her bella because she's so white like bella from twilight. she is a freak for the theatre kid with glasses. she looks as if the Lorax met hitler and became friends

Bella!! no my name is isabelle but i guess i'm just Isabelle that gets called bella

by ifindthissofunby April 17, 2025