shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

Bum-figurising

When an item of clothing makes the figure of someone’s bum look good

Hannah: ‘ Oo, John I got a new dress today. Do you like it?’

John: ‘Oo yeah, it’s really bum-figurising’

Hannah: ‘Hehe, thank you’

by UrbanDictioniser May 4, 2018

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

bum

ellie horse charlotte hancher

ellie is a bum

by ellieisgayxoxo August 26, 2022

Nugget Bumming

The act of a friend letting you have chicken nuggets from them, for free. One of the truest tests of friendship.

Last night I was straight nugget bumming and my buddy came through, for me.

by RobRoss June 13, 2018

barry the bum

a smelly fraggle looking mutha fucker who stinks of piss and got no friends has one ball bag and a cheesy japs eye

one day barry the bum went round his girlfriends and got a smack in the face for having a cheesy cock and stuck of piss after drinking to mush and falling head first in the bog which the dismantled his face

by beauty eith the booty July 10, 2019