Boner

When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner

John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner

by Whenbigchungusissus April 6, 2021

Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023

vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

by Rumham frank April 4, 2016

Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…

He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.

by MValentine69 April 2, 2022

boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

Boner

A word used by the famous unity YouTube to discribe his fan base

Your a true boner

by Sooparch June 16, 2021

boner dope

Pot so good, it's better than sex.

Man, that was some awesome boner dope.

by Hedy12 September 28, 2021