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beansing

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.
Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!
by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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Beansed

Noone knows the true origins of the word however the term Beansed roughly means being either screwed and or slightly intoxicated.

However.. if you are Beansed and Bonsed you are likely to be highly intoxicated and or in quite a pickle
boys, im beansed and bonsed rn..

same
by dev11111 January 4, 2020
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Beansing

You wanna beans

Yes ofcourse I wanna start beansing
by Beansqueen February 19, 2020
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crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"
Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.
by PHiSH September 15, 2014
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Call Me Bold and Wrap Me In Lima Beans

A saying used to exaggerate how bold of a call one is making
Jeff: You REALLY think the Dolphins will win the super bowl?
Greg: Absolutely! Call me bold and wrap me in lima beans...
Jeffery: Wow. Confident...
by Winzfordayz September 21, 2019
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Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
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