A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.
Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
by Orangbutane May 6, 2018
Get the Happy 5mug. 
by Trajan Anntonius May 28, 2019
Get the Happinessmug. A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
Get the Happiness Hogmug. ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008
Get the happy mustardmug. by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022
Get the happy as a cut catmug. 