Bum Chunkys

I white lumpy substance found in your anus.

My Bum Chunkys were so bad today it was just mush and it was so lumpy.

by FingerMyBumBB March 19, 2021

Bum tum

A "bum tum" is referring to a stomach ache.

"Bum" as in "bummed out" or " bummy"
"Tum" as in "tummy" or otherwise known as "stomach"

"Hey Josh, I can’t make it to your bar mitzvah 2nite"
"Aw common Elliot why not?"
"I’ve got a bum Tum"

by Funky smells August 13, 2023

Bum

Hemanta Yuhster Sharma

Hemanta is literally the bummiest bum bum I've ever seen

by anonymous June 25, 2024

Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.

'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway

Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Bummed

A few pints down

"anyone about?"
"yeah yeah, I'm already bummed with the boys"

by Inebriati July 11, 2021

bum with a heart of gold

A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.

Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.

Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!

by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022