Ur Dad

He is Dead

FUCK UR DAD

by hijvjdfdffdsddsfsf April 19, 2022

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021

Ur Mom Gay

Hurts the opponent's mental health with raw emotonal damage. Can be reversed with "No u".

A: Fuck you bitch.
B: Ur mom gay
A: *had a stroke and fucking died*

by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022

ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

ur sis unqueer

Power: 900,000,000,000. The nuclear option for erasing straightness from genealogy. Turns family reunions into Pride parades and converts minivans into dyke vans. Surviving relatives report sudden urges to read Audre Lorde.

*Karen: "you’re grandpa trap!!"
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025