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nut soup

a term used normally by basketball players and fans, but can be used for other sports. used when someone gets crossed over, dunked on, elbowed and/or can be used to describe the losing team.
shit that guy just got a mouthful of nut soup.

the lions made nut soup outta that team.
by Oregon Homeboy January 17, 2009
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Nut Checklist

A group of many people you want to nut check
Me: Man that guy is really getting on my nerves... He's going on my nut checklist
by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009
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Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...
At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"
by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010
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Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.
"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"
by LDKSparda December 21, 2009
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nut huggers

pants worn by males that are particularly tighter than a females...im talkin bout tighter than ya girls jeans. they actually suffocate the gentilia to the point that the penis is overly exposed to be too big or tooo small...
what the F$#* is this nigga wearing?

Nut huggers man nut huggers
by BRIII December 21, 2006
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Fruit and Nut

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.
Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"
by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010
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bubble nuts

Phil Crosby has bubble nuts.
by T.J January 31, 2003
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