Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op

Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

by Russophobic Snatches & Tiddles August 17, 2023

Ebola's Law

If any game is poorly rendered, with a thick fog, and dark graphics, it will have a creepypasta made of it. PS1 based horror games follow this formula, for instance. Early editions of minecraft fall under this definition as well. This law is related to the phenomenon of liminal spaces, though it is limited to video games, especially older games. These games also tend to be 3d titles, though they do not always have to be as such. Other games with a generally unfitting creepy/unfinished atmosphere also follow this law, such as gmod's gm_construct, or pokemon's lavender town.

noun

"Herobrine is so lame, dude. How did it even catch on?"
"Ebola's law, my dude. Ebola's law."

"Fuck me, Gm_construct is unsettling. It makes for a good example of Ebola's law, though."

by the truthful describer November 7, 2020

Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti

Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!

by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025

Richardson-Law

A law that doesn't exist despite the fact your friend swears it does.

"The truth is not a defence for defamation"
"No... that is a Richardson-Law"

by stormin2192 August 30, 2017

The law of Haringsma

Finding out you make a mistake 1 minute after sending a email or letter

That mistake was one according to the law of Haringsma

by Mattapattata August 19, 2022

Hamid's Law

The law states that: "no matter how bad a movie is it will still be better than Basic"

John: "I went to see The Expendables" yesterday and it was terrible"

David: "Hamid's law applies. It's better than Basic!"

by LuoTuo August 27, 2010

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016