Tit-Wank

Expression - Playing about, a tease.

1. Yo Lemon!, bang up some proper choons, stop "Tit-Wanking" about with Britney 'Teeny-Bopping' Spears!!!
2. Lemon would rather play FIFA than International Superstar Soccer on his PS2, what a "Tit-Wank(er)".

by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003

kick tits

this is a person, place or thing that does more than kicks ass, it kicks tits. this is something that my cousin made up, it was fuckin awesome, so i figured i put it on this shitty site.

"dude, i went to a lamb of god concert on friday, they fuckin kick tits!"

by stevie pevie February 20, 2006

blue tit

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs

'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'

by Hardley Surton December 07, 2006

arse over tit

To fall over spectacularly. See A over T, cunt up

"I was so drunk I fell arse over tit"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

Triangle Tits

1. Flat chested females, who attempt to look revealing but end up displaying a grotesque image of natural tragedy.

2. Upside down triangle tits in a tube top, or some other shirt that is too tightt and no bra.

1. Them Triangle tits are not the businesss.

2. She's only 16, she'll grow out of them triangle tits.

3. she need to get some implants to fix them triangle titss.

by Jack Sparroff June 28, 2010

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 05, 2007

Aw nigger tits

A socially acceptable replacement for the word " fuck " when used out of anger , disappointment or frustration .

Aw nigger tits ! The concert sold out before i got tickets .

by BAMAMIKE February 16, 2016