Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
Get the Cowboy Specials mug.During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 21, 2025
Get the The Dragon Fruit Special mug.When someone leaves food out. Usually after making a really nice meal and using a bunch of ingredients and going the whole nine yards to cook up some bomb food, (ie: Steak, Chicken, Ribs,) this person will just leave a mess in the kitchen and not clean any of it up. Furthermore, the food is usually left out for at least 24-72 hours. It is unknown why Swetye Specials happen amongst some people. Some will say they are trying to show off their meal, while others will say the person is just a bit clumsy and forgetful. Therefore, the reason why Swetye Specials arise vary amongst person to person...
John Apple-Tree: "Yo bro did you hear that Zak made some fire ass steak the other night?"
Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"
Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"
by stanimal51 May 15, 2021
Get the Swetye Special mug.When a man is having sexual intercourse with an obese woman, but is penetrating her abdomen because he cannot reach her vagina cavity. For the woman to "get off", he then inserts his fist into her anal cavity while he is thrusting his pelvis into her midsection.
by sashmcc August 24, 2016
Get the double special mug.Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023
Get the The French Special mug.A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)
by Mill Boy May 26, 2021
Get the The Alver’s Special mug.When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
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