Akwardly social

ITS JUST A MADE UP TERM BY A SOCIALLY AWKWARD PERSON WHO DOESNT WANT TO ADMIT SHES SOCIALLY AWKWARD SO INSTEAD SHE SWITCHED THE TWO WORDS AND MADE IT SOUND LESS INTROVERTED BUT DEEP INSIDE SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS SHES INTROVERTED AF

"I’m just an awkwardly social person, I don’t like being labeled as socially awkward, it’s too mainstream..."

"I'm akwardly social."
"No you're just an introvert in denial."

by Chinees January 27, 2018

Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018

Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".

"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"

by Civilis August 19, 2018

woeful social

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Best Socialz Ever

Group of 4 incredible people, two boys and two girls, who make their frat house the most stingy and itchy house ever.

OMG this semeseter's socials are the Best Socialz Ever!

by theitchiestone November 13, 2018