pink rock

1. hard vagina crystals

2. the act of smoking rock out of a vagina, either their own, or someone else's

3. queif bubbles that somehow dried into little crystalized air bubbles that are in the vagina and cause a lot of pain

1. oh jesus, my pink rock is acting up again

2. damn, this pink rock tastes like a cupcake mixed with sweaty, dirty, and crabs

3. oh fuck, i can't believe i have pink rock. it hurts like razorblades in my vagina!

by shittles269 October 17, 2009

rock me out

blew my mind

Me to my boyfriend: Baby when we get it on, you rock me out.

by sup, chic April 28, 2010

rock picking season

A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.

High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.

High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.

by 403forbidden April 25, 2015

7 gram rocks

Something that Charlie Sheen bangs when he is not banging hookers. Sometimes he bangs 7 gram rocks and hookers simultaneously. Apparently it is enough cocaine to kill two and a half men.

I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em, cause that's how I roll.

by The Queenslander March 26, 2011

Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

by M Silvey August 3, 2005

rock candy

Shatter a glass and roll penis in glass. Procede to shove glass-covered penis into girl's mouth, resembling a stick of rock candy

Caitlin requested a "rock candy" last night.

by McPida May 13, 2005

rock and a hard place

in a tight spot; having to make an impossible decision; a lose-lose situation

Shack wants to go to her best fish's birthday, but she already promised to go out of town with her friend. she is between a rock and a hard place.

by don't hate me February 4, 2005