red light

Taken, in a relationship. Not looking for a relationship

1: Do you have a boyfriend?
2: Yes, I’m a red light.

by ltsph1999 October 15, 2019

Red Badger

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017

red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns

I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!

by Sugarnay August 10, 2016

The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Red Submarine

When the guys penis turns red because the condom is too tight

Stacy: "Oh Claire did you and Mike get down to business?"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"

by noodleboodle January 31, 2017

red sus

The 2 words literally ever among us noob says

Lime: so who we voting out bois

Purple: Idk but red sus

Red: Why?!?

Purple: The memes say it all ;)

*Red was not The imposter. (

by toady;) December 25, 2020

Red Lobster

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.

We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.

by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021