gold bricked house

A medium to large sized house, that is well kept yet vacant - having been bought by banks, house flippers or speculators for the sole sake of investment, like a gold brick, rather than being used to live in. One of the major reasons for the high prices of housing, and also the shortage of 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 housing.

Drove through this nice neighborhood, but noticed a lot of empty homes with no "for sale" signs. But later I found all those houses are half a million each, even though they aren't that big. Seem those empty homes are gold bricked houses.

by joe995 August 1, 2023

Full house

When she makes you finish in all three sexual practices

Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday

by The real mr grey March 13, 2019

White House

Refers to some one who has a small Penis.

My boyfriend is a white house, I couldn't even feel it when he said it was inside.

by Rajik Hassan Al Tayeb July 15, 2019

Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.

I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.

by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013

House Nazi

A friend that always says "My house, my rules".

Friend 1. "No, these are my Cool Ranch Doritos, go out and buy your own."
Friend 2. "I'm not gonna drive my car to a Walmart to get chips just give me some."
Friend 1. "My house, my rules."
Friend 2. "Oh you fucking house nazi, I'm outta here. Pull that stick out of your ass will ya'!"

by Xioxwolf October 12, 2016

house

The place where you hug a pillow while you cry yourself to sleep because your so lonely.

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by ppppppppj April 29, 2021

Shit House Wreck

Someone or something do disheveled or dilapidated to the point that it’s an eye sore.

Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.

The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.

by Dnurse15 November 30, 2024