May

May is so nice and cool she is better than everyone i swear i love her so much you should stan may

“Do you like may?”
“No.”
“Ew get away from me 😨”

by Mayisthebest June 18, 2022

Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits

Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?

by Not straight May 3, 2019

May 19th

National Send Your Girlfriend A Fine Ass Photo Day

Whoever sees this has to send their girlfriend whatever sexy, fine, or “suggestive” photos they have IMMEDIATELY.

And that’s photos PLURAL, so MANY.

(Lowk made this to mess with my boyfriend but yall use it too!!!)

“Damn I need him so bad rn…oh right, it’s May 19th!!”

by Nami2K May 19, 2024

May 24

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day

Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT

by tig bit dick May 24, 2021

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

frenzy may

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen. very understanding and caring. she appreciates all the little things. loves dog and her favorite breed is husky. loves the color yellow. she likes takoyaki so much and is inlove with the sea. a cutie and a very pure person. she deserves all the love in this world. her favorite day of all days is wednesday. she loves sunflower so much and she is my sunshine. loves pmp of jollibee. a sleepyhead. lastly, she's my home.

frenzy may is raine's one and only.

by potpotpogi November 24, 2021

Abbie May

A lovely girl who respects lads n always put effort in. She’s beautiful and funny and she can actually be with any lad who asks her.

Abbie May is a gorgeous girl and always treats boys with the right respect

by Wouldn’t you like to know July 21, 2019