Money Wrench

As a “monkey wrench” is used as a term to describe an unforeseen element that disrupts your plan or routine ... but a “Money Wrench” has the additional side effect of causing you lost money or wages.

I would love to finish the final steps of this project with you so we can get paid, but my on-call job is throwing me a “money wrench” .

by Carlos Spiceyweiner May 3, 2019

Zakat money

A little amount of money.

Typically used when a sum of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

- Friend: How much was that laptop?
- Me: Around 2000$.
- Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.
- Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

by Volto10 March 10, 2024

stash money

To stash something for later use

Brian: we are out of cigs.
Sal: “stash money”
Sal- *pulls cig out of the blue*

by Mozzarellas April 15, 2020

Lyudmilla Money

The older sister of Prince Little Sun Money I. or commonly known as "L Money" born on September 7th, 1990, grown from L Money's father Big Pound's sperm and baby Rarity's eggs in an underground breeding laboratory.

She is protective over her brother L Money and the rest of the Money family and has Psychopath & Sociopath tendencies as well.

She acts criminally insane at times but is a big-time whore who sleeps around with lots of big stallions and takes big dicks at her small size frequently.

She has a white coat, spikey red mane & tail, blue eyes, is somewhat smaller, her cutie mark is a green dollar sign with one line through it. She's 34 but acts like she's 16...

I love Lyudmilla Money, I've slept with her, and she's really stretched out, and so have all my friends except for the one who was mean to her...haven't seen him in 3 or 4 weeks...

by Liams Bank July 3, 2025

Money Demon

A person who’s body is strongly dependent on monetary value and often has reoccurring thoughts of money .Usually Money Demons put anything that has to do with money first and the thoughts of others last

Person 1: “Is John going to stop working And take a break”

Person 2: “That man is a money demon that’s all he cares about .”

by Bigracks4sho November 17, 2019

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025