Hairy Malteaser 

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

Hairy Malteaser by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

hairyness 

the scary sight of a very hairy thing from your nightmares

dude you are pure hairyness

hairyness by HEEHOO BANAN July 24, 2020

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

hairy dick cheese by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

Hairy Handbag 

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

Hairy Handbag by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

ha1ry.nutz 

ha1ry.nutz is the hottest person on this planet and we should all worship them

I want to have sex with ha1ry.nutz

ha1ry.nutz by Rin111 July 17, 2021

Hairy Phoenix 

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

Hairy Phoenix by Mothdust October 21, 2021

Hairy Monday 

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

Hairy Monday by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022