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shiny haired boy

A very stuck up boy with nice hair, and you know how most boys desks are not neat, well a Shiny haired boys desk is very neat. Many girls, especially ones with the name of Isabella, Bella or Anaya will have dreams about him or fantasize about his hair. If you find any boys like this I recommend that you instantly run away because they will blind u with their hair.
Oh my god, that guy is such a shiny haired boy.
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Hair Sex

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.
In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.
by Thenerdykitkat February 8, 2017
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dick hair

Someone you really don't like
by napeo11 December 3, 2024
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Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE
peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘
hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???
by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023
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Red haired bissexual

X: Her hair looks so cool

Y: she’s just a mentally unstable red haired bissexual

X: yeah makes sense
by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021
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