snuggle duck

A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.

"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"

by Babyballin February 19, 2014

Duck Check

The quick ducking action taken in a puclic restroom to see if any closed stalls are occupied. Often performed to assure safeness in performing a private conversation, whistling, or loud, obnoxious singing. If a duck check proves the company of another restroom-user, silence will ensue.

Bob: Yeah, so then she told me...
Rob: Hold on let me do a duck check.
Bob: Well?
Rob: You're good. There's no one here.

by jeenee417 August 11, 2010

I got the duck

Another way to say you've been laid off.

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.

I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!

by davebarr19 September 2, 2015

organic duck

its to be seen as a joke defintion

Wow that's as amazing as a organic duck

by skeet now eat a beat April 24, 2020

Darkwing Duck

1. Something I jerk off furiously to.
2. Something I ejaculate quickfully at.
3. Something I edge at lightspeed towards.
4. Something I goon fast and delirious for.

"DOOOHHH, LETS GET DANGEROUS DARKWING DUCK, IM ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUM!!!!!"

by Garunga de Grigglo Balongo IV April 9, 2025

Milkshake duck

Internet slang for when something was likable, but turned out to be bad. It refers to the time Waffle House debuted their new duck flavored milkshake, which everyone loved, but then everyone found out they made it by putting an entire unclean duck in a Vita-mix.

“Such a bummer, when a trusted corporation everyone loves suddenly turns into a milkshake duck.”

by Xina624 August 15, 2024