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David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby
by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023
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David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
by Asterox October 9, 2021
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david

"A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.

He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.

He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.

(crushes when it comes to David)

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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).

- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?

You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
by ˜¨©©´†©ˆ© February 11, 2023
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David

David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays
David gets no playing time
by Bigbillyboyy March 17, 2020
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David

A total idiotiic/chaotic insane tweaking and mentally crazy but in the end will always help
David
by bigyart9038508 March 18, 2025
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On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.
by GodDam_ January 27, 2025
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David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails
by Crispybola November 22, 2021
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