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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Crack

You crack is for hiding things inside it so the police cant find the crack you have because, its hidden inside your crack.
Dude hide the crack in your crack so the police doesnt find out.
by dmwmb November 24, 2018
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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Crack-Pac

A counter-narcotics deployment in the Navy.
I did a six month crack-pac in the Caribbean during my enlistment.
by Michael Suede October 16, 2018
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crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church
by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018
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African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.
let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend
by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018
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