Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.

me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”

by Grant Green May 8, 2022

Car fun

Car fun

I’m great at car fun

by Fred678 March 22, 2023

Car Toys

Not a better way to go.

Car Toys is not a better way to go

by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024

car racism

When you prefer to treat an expensive car with more respect then all the other broke people

bob practices car racism

by J-miles November 24, 2023

car-uside

When your car cant take any more abuse and commits suicide

My pussy ass kia couldnt take the pounding and committed car-uside.

by Chongluv420$ June 8, 2022

Car Wash

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)

Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace September 10, 2023