I’ll Dab On It Bro

To do something in the future, to check something out later, to take advice.

A: Bro you should curl less if you want more gains.

B: Thx; I’ll dab on it bro.

by Laundry Mat with the Ice August 14, 2020

Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.

Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.

by Sevalley November 25, 2010

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

u mad bro?

You use the sentence when someone is mad

what? u mad bro? answer me now, cunt.

by Levi Wood January 27, 2022

one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.

Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"

by stunted April 29, 2010

Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

Trust Me Bro

You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.

“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”

by MMX May 29, 2023