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The Bro Discount™

When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.
Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"

Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."
by Yeethaw_76 June 29, 2019
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Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
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Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.
Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.
by ThatChev September 22, 2019
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Young sus bros

The best rap crew around who make fire ass tunes. The sus bros consists of 2 sexy ass men called hypernatix ant ttvbootylicker69
by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
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it's every way bro

Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"
It's every way bro:

"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"
by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017
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ur bro crow

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined

Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow
Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*
by gay6969lol March 14, 2018
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ya bro a hoe

worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny

daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
by stargirl March 14, 2018
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