Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.

Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"

by tekiiee March 8, 2024

Tweaky Bird

Someone with a low weed tolerance, but easily starts tweakin. Tweaky Bird is a pun, deriving from Looney Tune’s Tweeky Bird character. One should always expect a tweaky bird to start buggin, no matter how much y’all smoke.

Matt: Why are you buggin, we’re only smoking mid.
Steve: Leave him alone! Tweaky Bird always be buggin.

by Lonelyboi_dan January 8, 2019

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

bird

A animal that will shit everywhere and will fly into death as well has leaving 50 feathers and you have to pick it all up

Bird owner: What should I do with my bird
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.

by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022

Da Biggest Bird

Sumone who is better than everyone at everything; the person is very narcissistic

"Omg zamari is Da biggest bird"
"I wish I was Da biggest bird like zamari "

by Zamari's #1 fan March 23, 2023

bird

a male penis

damn sean, them girls are over your bird

by draksnis December 7, 2020