Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
by Precise human April 16, 2022
Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass
Dumb blonde: fuck you.
Dumb blonde: fuck you.
by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020
Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass
Dumb blonde: fuck you.
Dumb blonde: fuck you.
by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020
by theworldrevolvesaroundmesigma April 16, 2024
legendary date for Bully Busters #1 and #3. on this day in 2021 a legendary event happened, so great it split the calendar in half.
an official holiday for tbb
an official holiday for tbb
Ella and Lucy: nobody shall ever speak of April 16, 2021, especially the events that occurred within 7-8pm.
by LUKY FISH April 10, 2022