Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Top

Taller hey partner who is dominant

She is taller so she is the top.

by The b0ttom May 7, 2022

Well Top Doodle

It's like when ur saying "Well to bad" but it's "Well top doodle

Person A: I can't go out tonight

Person B: Well top doodle!

by Ur local dumb person March 31, 2022

Top Thrill

An exclamation used to express extreme or manic joy.

Bro, that movie was the TOP THRILL!!!

by pancakedonahue August 11, 2025

Top V

Top V refers to the highest level of performance or achievement one can reach in a given field or activity. It represents a pinnacle of success, excellence, or skill. The term "top V" is often used to describe individuals who are at the very top of their game, surpassing all competitors and setting new standards for others to follow.

I am a Top V.

by tino1842 August 19, 2023

Frosted mountain top

When you sprinkle cocaine onto nipples, then put your nostril over said nipple’s and then inhale.

“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”

by Wild W January 11, 2021

Pocket top

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

by Frumpish July 7, 2024