Person A: "Dude! My uncle just 1-up'ed a toddler using his pinky finger!"
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
Person B: "Only his pinkie finger? That's improper form, dude."
Person A: "Says the one born with improper form himself."
by Parafes May 28, 2024
Get the 1-Upmug. John: Hey dude did you listen to Ballads 1 by Joji?
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
James: Yea man it was sick. 10/10 would listen again
by CashewEnjoyer69 December 24, 2021
Get the Ballads 1mug. Everyone want's to know who's the Number 1 Yuta Stan.
And here is the answer:
It's editsarebetterthanboys on TikTok also named aka the one and only Yuta Stan you can trust
And here is the answer:
It's editsarebetterthanboys on TikTok also named aka the one and only Yuta Stan you can trust
by factstheyarereal February 15, 2022
Get the Yuta Stan Number 1mug. “Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025
Get the 3 in 1 shampoomug. by killer sans real September 23, 2023
Get the #1 Fizzarolli Fanmug. A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the #1 Revealed Traitmug.