Cum Chocolate

The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.

"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"

by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

cum cruise

that joseph mf

bro is literally cum cruise in the flesh

by notanotheryomommajoke May 16, 2023

Discreet Cum

The act of a man stealthily ejaculating upon a woman after springing upon her from the shadows followed by a hasty retreat.

I am going to discreet cum her.

by TheHappyGrassMan December 4, 2022

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022