A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"
Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*
Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it
combusts.
*end of discussion*
Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...
Thank you for your time
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*
Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it
combusts.
*end of discussion*
Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...
Thank you for your time
by Quinelle April 7, 2014
Get the Calm your titsmug. by ExDonnie May 17, 2010
Get the Holy Fucking Titsmug. When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.
Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
by Niobe Rock February 26, 2011
Get the Swan Lake Titsmug. A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.
Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!
by Pinkel October 10, 2005
Get the T rex titsmug. The act of a woman exposing her breasts as a sign of respect for our fallen hero, icon, and overall bad-ass nigga Harambe.
Jess: "I wish I had a dick to pull out for Harambe, I respect him so much".
Sarah: "Get ya tits out girl, it's what our Messiah Harambe would want"
Jess: "Tits out for Harambe!"
Sarah: "Get ya tits out girl, it's what our Messiah Harambe would want"
Jess: "Tits out for Harambe!"
by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016
Get the Tits out for Harambemug. by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010
Get the Mediterranean leg titsmug. 'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012
Get the Tetra Titted Tossermug.