Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

November 1 National Panda Day

The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!

Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day

by Bananaboo315 May 31, 2020

Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

by CrLmao May 31, 2020

1

the IQ of Donald Trump

person 1- “hey! did you hear about Trump?”
person 2- “yeah i know, his IQ test came back as 1!!”

by krazyglue101 June 4, 2020

12:1

A ratio equal to 12:1, 24:2, 36:3, 48:4, 60:5, and 72:6
Not to be confused with 12:01, 121, or 12-1

There is twelve roses for every 1 dandelion. (A 12:1 ratio)

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE NUMBER 1

Queen of the Universe Number 1

All of the Queens of the Universe have to acknowledge that the Queen of the Universe Number 1 has the most power over Earth including material, physical, emotional, spiritual and all of the Galaxies in the Universe. She is the ruler of all things that matter and her name is Krystyna.

by Nunuska June 26, 2020