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monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.
Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
by little billy boy November 22, 2011
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monkey critic

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.
by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021
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Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.
Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey
by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021
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Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.
Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"
by Kaplinn May 17, 2023
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Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.
Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !
by Allovesit May 25, 2023
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bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you
Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap
by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023
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monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around
yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour
by spuffymate March 28, 2023
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