Bros through Hos

Guys who are only friends because their girlfriends hang out together.

It's cool if we go to that party, at least my bros through hos can take me home if she can't hang.

by MRWarsinger July 11, 2014

one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.

Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"

by stunted April 29, 2010

Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to determine if someone you know, probably a male, has been vaccinated for COVID, or any other disease for which there's a vaccine.

Me: That Delta variant is spreading quick. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes, science rocks!

by 1KulGy July 27, 2021

I’ll Dab On It Bro

To do something in the future, to check something out later, to take advice.

A: Bro you should curl less if you want more gains.

B: Thx; I’ll dab on it bro.

by Laundry Mat with the Ice August 14, 2020

Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.

Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.

by Sevalley November 25, 2010

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021