ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank
Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!
by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020
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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021
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car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.
"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"
by Idontknkeeww June 07, 2016
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Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
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Appalachian Car Bomb

A cocktail made when dropping a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey into a pint glass of Code Red: Mountain Dew.
Bartender, a round of Appalachian Car Bombs for everyone!
by itssweeney July 31, 2024
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Car-Nibalisim

When a car eats a car:
You can often see car-nibalisim at car dumps
car: *eats car*
OH SHIT HE'S COMMITING CAR-NIBALISIM
by Bk_UranicFox November 13, 2022
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Car

A typo of the word cat that people just went with and keep using
Omg look at Isabella's cute cars
by 3m@nthebest August 05, 2025
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