A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
Conversation
“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
Conversation
“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
Get the Crumb Bummug. It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
Get the bum asserymug. Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.
Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.
by d61008 January 26, 2015
Get the bum taxmug. by MooshyKun October 12, 2023
Get the skittle willy bummug. 
Debbie: I’ll be back in a sec I just need to make some bum brownies.
John: I did not need to know that…
John: I did not need to know that…
by lilshart February 9, 2024
Get the Bum Browniemug. A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019
Get the The ball bum thumbmug.