Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.

Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."

by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024

Happy

u were super happy getting robux and you do not get bullied in roblox anymore

mom: *buys you robux*
you: AHHHH IM SUPER HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCHH MOM

by rblx jack May 15, 2022

Happiness

Something I will never have

Wow that dude rly has happiness. Unlike me

by Fhgjf March 4, 2021