Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.

What kind of fuck dickery is this?

by KZ1000 April 7, 2010

Flag Fuck

A girl with a great body, but an ugly face; wrap a flag around her face and fuck her for your country.

The ugly gymnast is a flag fuck for sure.

by Gingievitus October 3, 2011

fucking myselfie

A self-taken masterbatory image

Her profile picture on Tinder was a fucking myselfie!!

by taxxigirl August 7, 2014

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 28, 2007