Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 3, 2010
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That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma April 3, 2009
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Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010
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mark: did you hear nate trying to sing gin and juice?
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
by a friendly primate September 4, 2009
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2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
1. Some Guy: "It was Douche Bag Galore at Sams party yesterday"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
by DoucheRadar July 30, 2010
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by sinner86 February 10, 2008
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