Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 03, 2020

Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.

John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.

by Mr Goliath Balls April 13, 2022

Boner Dab

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.

I will Boner Dab your face.

by Boner Dab January 04, 2017

Appreciation boner

Erection that comes from receiving words of affirmation or compliments from someone you sexually desire.

Girlfriend: you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had

Boyfriend: *gets appreciation boner*

by Bebes123 February 03, 2021

text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

by Bayra Diamond October 27, 2013

text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 04, 2013

Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.

Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner

by Charlushka March 29, 2016