Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.
by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025
Get the Boner Buddiesmug. Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
by MitchMatch September 9, 2012
Get the Boner Bubblemug. by KJZCore June 19, 2022
Get the Lady Bonermug. by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021
Get the The Piss Bonermug. a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021
Get the stale bonermug. When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
Get the Mestizo Bonermug. A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020
Get the Boner clonemug.