bob mortimer

A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).

Ey up love, giz a bacon sarnie and a bob mortimer to go, ta

by The urban brit November 15, 2023

Bob Keith

Someone who does not complete their alcoholic beverage, leaving enough to complete a remaining swig.

oi who's the Bob Keith here then

(after a party), "there's far too many Bob Keith's by the way"

by Zerdnation December 26, 2023

Spungel bob

Sponge bobs weird cousin.

Coochie man cronckled his toes at the thought of Spungel bob.

by MadpugYT February 5, 2023

Bob Ross

A very special human. He is the equivalent to the Qur'an

Bob Ross is a hot potato.

by lsytvlsieytbnlsui April 16, 2019

Bob the builder

A gay ass guy that don't now the definition from build it to wreck it

I'm Bob the builder I love long walks on the beaches and kissing dicks.

by Mr.ejkillit April 26, 2016

Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

Bob

Bob is a handsome chiseled man. Man of many talents but most known for his acts of service and bravery for his country. Humble and soft spoken also loyal and trustworthy. He is a ladies man and calls his moustache a sofa ‘Any girl can take a sit on this sofa’.

Bob is a smart guy.

by donna_69 November 22, 2021